Evil Eye Cock Ring

$10.00

Dr. Honeybrew’s Evil Eye Cock Ring guards the family jewels with ancient wisdom & modern mischief. 

Place gently on the one you love dearly — but preferably no cousins. 

Every serpent deserves a second eye!

Dr. Honeybrew’s Evil Eye Cock Ring guards the family jewels with ancient wisdom & modern mischief. 

Place gently on the one you love dearly — but preferably no cousins. 

Every serpent deserves a second eye!

Dr. Honeybrew’s Evil Eye Cock Rings began as a joke — a cultural emblem that got big laughs during his Turkish coffee fortune ceremonies.

The rings quickly became a hit with their “one size fits all” motto, and began outselling the less profitable evil eye bracelets that Dr. Honeybrew was making.

But beneath this humor lies a rebellion: a call to reclaim culture with mischief.

The Evil Eye Cock Ring is Honeybrew’s philosophy made flesh (and elastic): that culture, like love, should never take itself too seriously.

So. Is it a real cock ring?

Just like fortune telling, Dr. Honeybrew leaves it to his audience to interpret the cock ring as they please.

It could be that the cock in question is a rooster, and not phallic.

But anyways. Just have fun! We need more fun in America these days.