Is Turkish Coffee Strong?

You bet your sweet Turkish delight tastin’ tush it is! Take a single sip of my Turkish coffee and you’ll be buzzing like a bee all over Manhattan. Why Manhattan? Because that’s where I’m located for your Turkish coffee fortune reading needs in East Village.

Let’s get straight to the point. How strong Turkish coffee depends on one’s caffeine tolerance. Can you handle the heat? If you can’t, that’s perfectly permissible. I have plenty fresh decaf Turkish coffee beans to offer.

When you come to Dr. Honeybrew’s Turkish Coffee Room in NYC, rest assured that your sleep schedule will remain untouched. Many guests arriving for the 7pm session choose the decaf Turkish coffee option. They love it!

The strength of an authentically robust Turkish coffee is adjustable to personal preference. Typically, a decent size spoonful (about 10 grams) of finely ground Turkish coffee is added for each cup to be consumed. You can eyeball it too.

We drink 6-8 cups a day in Turkey. Sounds a lot, huh? But it ain’t. Enjoying Turkish coffee isn’t like chugging Buffalo Trace whiskey. We’re not barbarians contrary to popular belief. We savor and cherish every sip in merriment amongst friends. We have fun!

Turkish culture revolves predominately around lounging, chatting, and snacking. This may sound lazy, but c’mon, every person likes to sit back, relax, and enjoy life. We can’t breathe the 9-5 as it is so customary in America. It is insane.

We should not strive to break our backs to satisfy our bosses. We should drink Turkish coffee instead, and get our fortunes told by me, ahem, Dr. Honeybrew.

My “visually interpretive” Turkish coffee fortune reading show in New York City covers a lot of ground (or grounds rather, no pun). The most important aspect is the communal element. And boy, do I love people!

Initially, guests are confused as to why the best brewed cup of Turkish coffee is being served to them amongst the company of other strangers. I tell everyone in the room, “Please, take your time and don’t hurry. We are all friends here”. This is really what I say.

Turkish coffee is strong, but it is even richer and more robust amongst the sweet conversations to be had within Turkish Coffee Room. I promise it does not get awkward. I mean it. There is tons of laughter — and emotional tears too.

Speaking of which, we don’t do much real talking in this country (United State of America). When we do, we’re beating around the bush. Genuine heart-to-hearts with strangers are a rare phenomenon. Has it been a hot minute for you? Let’s fix that.

Dr. Honeybrew’s Turkish Coffee Room facilitates connection, clairvoyance, and again, laughter. I can do tea leaf readings too if you really want, but it is not a Turkish practice. I do think you’ll be pleasantly surprised arriving with an open mind.

Turkish coffee of every strength is served here. No discrimination.

And did you know, that many have called Turkish Coffee Room the best experience they’ve done in New York City? Even guests in New Jersey right next door! Read my 1000+ Airbnb Experiences reviews here.

To summarize, caffeine content of Turkish coffee is higher because of the laborious brewing technique required from extracting the coffee beans. I do all this work myself - that’s why my coffee is so fresh and so clean. I love Outkast. I even served André 3000.

The final product? Powdery like velvet cocoa, served unfiltered. This is why Turkish coffee is the strongest of its kind in the entire world. Yes I said it, Turkish coffee is the strongest coffee in the world, and best too!

Come drink it up folx!

So the strength of Turkish coffee does actually depend on the quantity added. If you’re caffeine sensitive, no worries. Strong or weak, I got you. You’re in good company with Dr. Honeybrew! Rest assured.

The best cup of Turkish coffee in New York City — along with a fortune reading — can be found here in East Village. Not Brooklyn! See you very soon, or “görusmek üzere!” as we say in Turkey. I love you so much, muah.

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